Trump Ipsum – Make Place Holder Text Great Again
I'm speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things. I have a 10 year old son. He has words. He is so good with these words it's unbelievable.
We have so many things that we have to do better... and certainly ipsum is one of them. I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok?
I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice." Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right? Lorem Ipsum's father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald's being, you know, shot.
The other thing with Lorem Ipsum is that you have to take out its family. An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s placeholder text is a fraud.